That's right. You heard.
Please come visit me at my new home. It's still a work in progress, so please. Bear with me.
I Rant. Therefore, I Am.
From: Dallas, Texas, United States
About me: I am a 31 year old, working mother of two. I am married to a great man who deals with my neurosis. I have a 7 year old boy (Fumble - because that's what he does) and a 4 year old girl (The Princess- because, well, she is). Two dogs, Macs and Molly (RIP Bogey), one cat, Jade, and a turtle, Turquoise.
posted by Tammy at 10:23 PM
Friday, March 30, 2007
SPF - Behind
(I so hate my camera phone)
This is a pic of my desk at work. I am so very behind in work since I've been in trial for 2 weeks. The trial will now go into a third week. The shit just keeps piling up.
I hate being behind.
Didja play?
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Fug Thursday - Brittany Spears is Now a Verb
Welcome to Fug Thursday - brought to us by our favorite weather girl. Check today's offering:
This, my friends is a woman. She Brittany Spears her hair.
Before you get all "she may be a cancer patient", save it. She walked up to her friends, they turned around and were shocked and said "OMG, you did that to your hair?!?!? On purpose?!?!?"
Friends, she was proud of it. But, the hair was the tip of the iceburg. See the tat on her arm. It has her name and the name of her girlfriend. Her girlfriend is the very young girl in the green on the left. Her girlfriend is still in high school. High school, people. I heard them talking about how she needed to be home because she had a test on Monday.
Nice.
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Now for some good pics:
These are her new Dora sunglasses. She is a mess.
Speaking of messes - this is Fumble after his 2nd out. He got really angry with me after I shot this.
I love torturning this boy.
Labels: Fug Thursday, Fumble, Princess
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Wildcard Wednesday - Oh. Holy. Hell.
Welcome to Wildcard Wednesday, brought to us by she who puts sombreros on her bunnies. This is her new game to replace Way Back Wednesday.
So, I go to my karate class tonight (hiiiiiii-yyyyyyaaaa!!!!). Life is getting a little back to normal. Only working 12 hour days - so now I have time to go to karate. Aside: Trial is going well. Will probably seep into a third week. Dammit. Anyway - where was I? Oh. Yeah. Karate.
Thank Bob I went because the teacher re-taught what he taught last week - so I didn't miss anything. I come home from karate, get out of my car and have a wee-little heart attack. Heart. Attack. Why?
Well, I step out of my car. I see a pesky little weed in my yard that I want to pull out. I bend to get it and something moved. Oh. Holy. There is a critter out here.
I look down and see this:
Uh. Huh. Do you see him? Just to the left of the weed. His little eyes glaring at me. Need a closer look? Here ya go:
See him now? Just under the concrete. Fucker scared the living shit out of me.
Then, of course, thinking of you, the internets, I had to come in and grab the camera.
Didja play?
Labels: Wildcard Wednesday
Monday, March 26, 2007
Happy Birthday to My Princess
There will be no WOSM today. Today is officially my baby girl's fourth birthday. I so can't believe she's 4.
Who's 4 today? I'M FOUR!!!
Dear Princess,
As always, this has been a good year for you. You are sweet, kind and a total mommy's girl. What ever mommy has, you have. We leave the house in our flip-flops, purses and sunglasses.
You always make sure you have the same things your brother has, but more importantly, you always make sure he has what you have. When we go to the store if you get something, you have to get "bubba" one too.
You love your babies and will never go to bed without them. Even if they are worn out, burnt, stained and just gross.
You love your family. Your mommy, daddy, nanny, pa, maw-maw and pease (don't ask where the name came from). You love them all. You have a very big heart.
Happy birthday sweetheart. I love you so much.
Mommy
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So, when you give Kami your camera at a birthday party, she will tke 186 pictures. She is a fantastic photographer.
Here are some highlights.
Princess and her best friend P.
Swiper NO SWIPING! This is Dora, Princess (as boots) and Mommy Me's Little Man as Swiper.
What? Dora brought a REAL bunny! Look Princess!
Blowing out the candles!!
For more pics, go here.
Labels: Princess
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Sunday Stuff
First and foremost, I want everyone to go over and give my girl Carrie a big hug. Her big kitty Mufassa lost his battle yesterday. Whether it was related to the pet food recall, I don't know. All I know is the best kitty mom in the world is now one kitty short.
And if it is directly related to the pet food it pisses me right the fuck off.
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We had my princesses birthday party yesterday. We had Dora here. I have tons of pics that I will post later, but lets just say Dora doesn't really like kids. And her pants were unbuttoned. Just sayin'.
Princess got so many toys for her birthday that she is stocked until Christmas. So much shit. We haven't even found a place for it all yet.
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Fumble's baseball season is starting. He had a game Thursday night - we won 18-0. Then one yesterday where we tied 13-13.
Guess who was there at the game - watching from the outfield. Coach Shithead. Why was he there? I don't know. I hate him.
How is your weekend?
And if it is directly related to the pet food it pisses me right the fuck off.
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We had my princesses birthday party yesterday. We had Dora here. I have tons of pics that I will post later, but lets just say Dora doesn't really like kids. And her pants were unbuttoned. Just sayin'.
Princess got so many toys for her birthday that she is stocked until Christmas. So much shit. We haven't even found a place for it all yet.
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Fumble's baseball season is starting. He had a game Thursday night - we won 18-0. Then one yesterday where we tied 13-13.
Guess who was there at the game - watching from the outfield. Coach Shithead. Why was he there? I don't know. I hate him.
How is your weekend?
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Random Crap
I'm tired of working 12 hour days. I'm on my 4th. So. Very. Tired.
Trial is going well, though.
For those of you who don't know - I'm not an attorney. I'm a trial paralegal - which really means, I do all the work and get NONE of the credit.
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What in the HELL is wrong with this guy? I hate people.
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Yet another conversation with Fumble:
Fumble: Mommy, do you know why it's so hard to be a genius?
Me: *snicker* Why is that Fumble?
Fumble: Because people are always asking me questions. In class, the other kids always ask me questions.
Me: Well, I guess I should have named you Jimmy. Jimmy Neutron [insert last name].
This kid just KILLS me.
Trial is going well, though.
For those of you who don't know - I'm not an attorney. I'm a trial paralegal - which really means, I do all the work and get NONE of the credit.
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What in the HELL is wrong with this guy? I hate people.
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Yet another conversation with Fumble:
Fumble: Mommy, do you know why it's so hard to be a genius?
Me: *snicker* Why is that Fumble?
Fumble: Because people are always asking me questions. In class, the other kids always ask me questions.
Me: Well, I guess I should have named you Jimmy. Jimmy Neutron [insert last name].
This kid just KILLS me.
Labels: Fumble, I Hate People